Bound to be in style - The expedient of a carriage painter's daughter at Vallejo, Cal., to obtain striped stockings.
Idiotic freak of some young men at Los Angeles.
With open mouths and protruding tusks, they warn the intruder agents too near an approach.
An Old Man in San Francisco Becomes Enraged at a Young Lady who Teased Him and Flings Her from a Fourth story Balcony.
A wooden Dutchman, rather than no man at all, was what a sensible spinster argued when some practical jokers under took to scare her in Oakland, Cal.
A New Attraction to the Ball Room Invented by a New York Genius for the Benefit of Bashful Men and Ugly Women.
An ingenious fellow who evidently enjoys that sort of thing, has invented a new quadrille which he terms the “Kissing Quadrille.” It is very sweet; the step and figure perfectly suited to the idea, and the kissing comes in just in time, set to music.
Reprinted from Weekly Varieties, February 22, 1887.


