Astounding Revelations of a Low Cunning and Vile Curiosity in One of the Proprietors of the Grand Opera House.
A little incident that marred actor Lawrence Hanley’s wedding night in Terre Haute, Ind.
Had Miss Baker looked under the bed before making her toilet she would have postponed it.
William Peters, a Cincinnati dude, tries to mash Maggie Bolton but gets mashed instead.
A lady called at a photograph gallery in Columbus, 0., the other day, with a baby whose photograph she desired taken. The necessary arrangements were made, the little cherub was propped up in a chair in the best possible position, and the artist was proceeding to adjust his camera, when the mother excused herself for a moment. The moment grew to minutes, and the minutes to hours. In short, the mother did not come back, and the artist finds himself with a ready-made baby on his hands, whose name and origin are unknown to him.
Illustrated Police News, March 26, 1880.



