A Chicago man wants a divorce because his wife sings Salvation hymns, gains his suit by having her give an exhibition of her vocal powers in court.
J. C. McLean, of Anderson, Ind., discovers that his wife is of a too-loving nature.
Our suggestion.-- A divorce court in every railroad depot in Chicago! Time saved, and everybody happy!
A New Attraction to the Ball Room Invented by a New York Genius for the Benefit of Bashful Men and Ugly Women.
An ingenious fellow who evidently enjoys that sort of thing, has invented a new quadrille which he terms the “Kissing Quadrille.” It is very sweet; the step and figure perfectly suited to the idea, and the kissing comes in just in time, set to music.
Reprinted from Weekly Varieties, February 22, 1887.